Mitch Albom: "When you get up at 8, are parked by...
“Issue: you’re 3 hours behind.” — @toomuchpete (via @oopspow)
The woman who wrote the books that formed the... →
LMNOP, you’ve done it again. Click through just for the title of her post. You won’t regret it.
911 dispatcher takes call reporting fire at his... →
“It’s surreal. You don’t believe. You hear it, and it’s not registering,” Bowes said. “I was like are you sure? Are you sure on the address? I said tell me if you’re sure cause it’s my house.” I mean, that’s just, awwwwww…
Yesterday I got a donut, and there wasn’t a hole...
From It made my day.
Redskins fans have been editing Wikipedia, again
As previously seen, Redskins fans are having a field day with Vinny Cerrato. Keep it up, please.
Redskins fans have been editing Wikipedia
Available on Vinny Cerrato’s page, for a limited time only.
Metro Steps Up Patrols After School at Troubled... →
Turns out the Minnesota Avenue metro station — the one that I used to get to and from teaching at Woodson High School for a year — is one of the most dangerous places to be after school. Good to know.
This is for @courtneytaymour and anyone else who went to that horrible place.
A scene outside Caesar's Palace at 4:30 AM, on my...
Me: We're going back to the Monte Carlo
Vegas Hooker: Is that where your room is?
Jim: We're going to play cards.
Hooker: Are you guys professionals?
Chris: Are you?
Hooker: I'm an entertainer.
Jim: What, like a magician?
Hooker: [walks off]
I swear to God I just saw a man texting while...
I should have a tattoo that reads ‘This isn’t about you, this is...– If you are reading this, you probably know this girl.
Best Couch in History (Link) →
I’m copying the text here in case it gets taken down. Thanks to @dfab84 for the tip. Enjoy. $50 OBO. Ohhh no, you aren’t hallucinating. This isn’t deja vu. The partner couch to one of the hottest pieces of furniture in the history of the internet is up for grabs. I’m honestly not even sure why I’m posting this under furniture — it should be under casual...
National flags made out of food (link) →
Did I do this for me? No. I did this for the little guy. Joe six-pack. The...– Andy Bernard, The Office
Stormtroopers’ 9/11: The Death Star
Lazy Replay: Where I reblog things I've already...
This was posted as a facebook note on 1/9/2008. Me and Andrea were talking about the National Duals approaching this weekend, and how Iowa drew Cornell first round. This is the chat that it inspired: Me: fuck cornell! and andy bernard Andrea: YES! heeee what’s his acapella group? fuck, I can’t remember Me: me either! Andrea: UNI drew Michigan so Fuck Michigan too Me: hahahaha i...
2009 Madison Ironman Results
bowlsby: 2.5 Mile Swim, 112 mile bike, and then a 26.2 mile run. My buddy Jacob finished in 12 hrs and 12 mins and finished 14th in his age group. Wrap your mind around that for a minute though, he worked out for 12 hrs. Crazy proud of him. Plus, he does a mean Mick Jagger. Way to go, Dirty!
Pups in Nats Park (Link) →
Courtesy of @misschater comes the photoset from the Nationals hosting Pups in the Park. Frickin’ adorable, and I’m sort of sad me and the little guy missed it.
Things I do to my friend because I'm a bad person:
Call him at 2 AM when he has work the next day and leave him a voicemail that consists entirely of this song: Fantasy baseball playoffs bring out the worst in me. More of these to come this week. Lots more of these to come all year if I lose this week.
bowlsby: Rank the Big Ten Tailgate Spots: 1) Wisconsin (If you can get past the asshole chants it is a great place to party and get sloppy enough where game attendence seems secondary) 2) Iowa (Although the prime was 2002-2004, it is still a great place to find some hospitality and beer bongs before the sun comes up) 3) IU (They absolutely do not go to games, but GD can those fools put on a...
What is wrong with this web site? (Link) →
What is wrong with this web site? Any guesses? I’ll give you a minute. Ok minute is over. Let’s take a closer look at those pictures. Anything yet? . . . . . . . Why is his face photoshopped on a woman’s body??? Whyyyyyyy???
“If I had money to invest right now, you know where I would invest it? Guys jumping off the top of buildings. You think that’s not going to happen but soon that’s going to be very big.” - Norm MacDonald.
Breaking news: The Redskins hate their fans. ... →
Gmail blackout fix
Go to the google.com search page. Look at the top right, click on iGoogle. Log in if you have to. Oh look, there’s chat and email. You’re welcome.